what the Alien said
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"Puny Earthlings! I will simply enlarge my breasts to open a wormhole in your crudely constructed shed. You'll be sucked into another dimension! Yes, a dimension where you're only 4 cm tall! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Val
Val
Excuse me. I'm looking for this guy. Tall, eyebrows angled, salad bowl haircut, pointy ears...Have you seen him?
What the alien said...
What the alien said...
"Take me to your lichen!"
What the worker said...
"I've got a very bad feeling about this!"
What the alien said...
"Take me to your lichen!"
What the worker said...
"I've got a very bad feeling about this!"
What the alien said. "I hear there is a harmonica playing fellow hanging around somewhere and we want him to teach us, so where the heck is he?"
ROFLOL,
Some great ones there.
Tell it to go and play a Harp Robin, hehe, or suck a ball bearing.
shamus
Some great ones there.
Originally posted by Matthyro
What the alien said. "I hear there is a harmonica playing fellow hanging around somewhere and we want him to teach us, so where the heck is he?"
Tell it to go and play a Harp Robin, hehe, or suck a ball bearing.
shamus
"I just knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Albeqoique!"
Michael
T-t-t-t-t-t-that's all, Folks!
Michael
T-t-t-t-t-t-that's all, Folks!
"That's the last time I listen to directions from Auk, my husband. Turn left at Pluto indeed... Waddid ya say they call this place anyway?"
she said..
"So is that a pick up line, or do you really think I should enter the Miss Universe contest"?
"So is that a pick up line, or do you really think I should enter the Miss Universe contest"?
The guy says to the alien
"You know, I've heard that Wilsons Patented Head Powders are really good if you have a headache and blocked sinuses."
"You know, I've heard that Wilsons Patented Head Powders are really good if you have a headache and blocked sinuses."