"once upon a time.."

[Drew1125]

"Just my luck", she thought, "it's got a set of 'blind' drivers, & a ...a ... is that a....?"

 

[Dave Harris]

Guy by the name of Snidely Whiplash I see

------------------
L V Dave

 

[Woodie]

followed by a .... (or 'an' to ensure correct grammar!) ....

 

[Voice]

...guy named Long, Lean Lanky John???

 

[Woodie]

"It is!!!.. It is!" "They've come to resuce me", she thought.. "Over here! Over here" "you dim blind wits"... "No use putting on any lippie or eyshadow" she thought... "Now... where's my....."

 

[Virginian]

.."my oh my, they're not rescuing me, oh dear, these are bad, bad meanies.Oh! where oh where is Big Slim Liveright, the.. .

 

[Drew1125]

"...the slow walkin', slow talkin' &%$#@!? - I'll bet he's..."

 

[Drew1125]

"...slow walkin', slow talkin' &%$#@!? - I'll bet he's..."

 

[Virginian]

.."playin' with those dumb ol' trains of his again! Just like a Hero to...

 

[N Gauger]

......want to play around, and wait, until just the last second, the perfect time, to...........

 

[Woodie]

.... call everyone out on strike. Our industrial demands are.....

 

[Drew1125]

...simple: more money, less work! Hey, we've got railroads to run, for Pete's sake! And you know what they say about runnin' a railroad...

 

[N Gauger]

..."No job's over until the 'paperwork's' done"... But runnin' a railroad is....

 

[Woodie]

.... in need of the influence of a good woman. "Hit the skids".... SCREEEEEEEEECH!.. "Hey Mrs Distress.. Get up offa dem tracks. We need a new railroad Director" "Your first job will be to......."

[This message has been edited by Woodie (edited 04-08-2001).]

 

[Virginian]

take ol' Slim here down to the yard office. He could use a...

 

[Biggerhammer]

... double espresso, that'll speed him right up.

 

[Biggerhammer]

Of course, you all remember what happened LAST time Slim had that much caffeine in him...

 

[Voice]

...he made Cranberry Grade...

 

[Dave Harris]

Into Ocean Spray Tunnel

------------------
L V Dave

 

[N Gauger]

it was a looooong Tunnel & a LooooonG story, but first we should mention............